Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Eviction

To: Little Man

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing a 3-6 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 3-6 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 3-6 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love,
Momma

5 comments:

Sandra K said...

LOL awesome post. Hang in there momma. And little man, pack your bags already and move out!!!

mickig22 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

NuthinLikeGatorMama said...

<3 <3 <3 three babies for you very soon!

FourJedis said...

Jen, you are so cute. I feel like my little boys did that to me as well... Not to the extreme (leakage of fluids) that yours is doing to you, but all kinds of additions and damages that were definitely not there before. Come on out, little dude!

NicaBC said...

AWESOME!! Love it!